Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Top comments
kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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Comments (238)
iSurf_fml 8
Atleast you weren't watching ****...Y'know, fap fap.
XxToriwolfxX 0
Maybe he was, and that's why he was out of breath.
Livinia 11
Geez, you sound extremely unfit. Time to start hitting the gym or going for walks.
dreamering 16
Unfit = Fat. Either way you are insulting all overweight people. You have to be politically correct when it comes to fat people and that means: "Don't watch, Don't show off". Fat people are thumbing down this comment in order to feel better about themselves. PS. At this moment Livinia's comment is thumbed down by fat people and so will be mine soon. Cheers to all you fat asses. Denying the reality helps fat asses feel better.
Livinia 11
Unfit doesn't necessarily have to equal fat. You can be stick thin and still be unfit, so no, I'm not insulting all overweight people.
camelcaseftw 1
omg that person's on FML for a reason. it is because that person is unfit and they know it. it's not an insult calling them unfit when the person expects comments this...
greglol_fml 0
f*ck you!
kristledaigle 0
unfit dosent mean your fat I weigh 120 && I kno I'm unfit it just means that you don't eat healthy are you don't exercise.
greglol_fml 0
fy was to dreamering no one heartless animal
vicvic1997 0
Yup If you wait for a while more then that starts to become a big problem and then your life is going to suck after that...
dreamering 16
LMAO Livinia, in this particular FML, unfit = fat. I know you weren't insulting overweight people. There is a dose of sarcasm there (isn't that hard to understand) because you were thumbed down at that time, even though you used the word "unfit" as oppose to other, less politically correct words.
dreamering 16
lalalady, The reason of rudeness was because Livinia's comment was thumbed down at that time. So, I gave to those people a better comment to thumb down, my comment, together with a reality check.
dreamering 16
greglol It's very simple: "**** you dreamering, you hartless animal" or "**** you 71" etc. Your fat brain is unfit to write one whole sentence.
ImInABox 6
Drinking a beer and riding the mower around the block while singing "Kumbaya" isn't considered mowing. All that singing must've made you breathless.
iSurf_fml 8
I don't get it?
kellyma 0
I don't get it either
XxToriwolfxX 0
Hey, "IDGI" people, he was trying to make a joke. It didn't work.
skreech96 0
I call bullshit. I'm over 380 lb and I don't even get tired when I mow. I don't even hav a riding mower.
BWill9014 4
You guys just watch... this person is going to make millions from a "Turning The Steering Wheel" work out video... and then you'll all see who the real fools were
mruizk9 7
fatass! go to the gym or something!
claireful 4
Wow! I bet you have one impressive beer belly!
Jaxon26 0
A push mover will be better than a riding one for you, fatty.
RobynNichole1 3
that's the truth
rebelvamp420 14
buy a push mower, sounds like it could be the most exercise you will ever get...
astrotacohead 0
i hate this fatass lazy prick ydi
MizzErikaHart 8
lol u don't even kno op