Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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Top comments
SynysterNero 20
She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It must be the whoremones.
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Comments (176)
HeadlessSparrow 20
She's the angry one. :/
firefighter925 18
good riddance...
luckshotpro 12
probably for the best
seansherman 6
All is well that ends well. I'm saying this because if your girlfriend was that irrational and self-centered, you deserve better and with her out of the scene you can find someone that is worth your time. Sorry OP
Wizardo 34
Seriously, bitches be trippin', society is being warped by the depiction of what a relationship is by Hollywood. Girls want guys to fight for them after THEY cheat? Makes soooo much sense.
Wizardo 34
Well by film, music and culture, not just Hollywood, don't want to name just ONE thing, need to name ALL the things.
MrConcise 35
Girls want guys to fight for them under every circumstance. I had a girlfriend that was breaking up with me, bawling and completely unstable. She was so confused by the calm and comforting attitude I had. Later, she admitted that she was upset I didn't fight for her because she wasn't sure she wanted to break up, but conflicted about our relationship. To reiterate what you just said, bitches be trippin'.
TheMathMajor 26
I really wish my ex didn't fight for me when I broke up with him. It almost got to the point where it was harassment. He called me all the time trying to make me feel guilty for leaving him, and even told one of our mutual friends that he was confident I would go back to him. Eventually I just started ignoring his calls. I mean, I would have been hurt if he wasn't sad at all, but it would have been much easier if he just let me go from the beginning and not try make me doubt myself.
greenfishbait 19
She should have been greatful that you forgave her for something so inexcusable.
goose12321 11
Slag
brittyboo123 35
If she loved you she wouldn't have "drunkly slept" with someone else.
annie_nk 23
There aren't many guys like you left out there OP. You deserve better. Sounds like she wants someone to yell at her.
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, there's lots of guys like that out there. People just have to look in the right places instead of always chasing after the "bad boys" then trying to change them later.
annie_nk 23
True. I don't know why women chase bad boys and try to change them. Wounded bird syndrome maybe? By the way, I like your username :)
inolongercare 19
You seem like such a good guy! Fyl OP. she should be grateful you didn't dump her!