Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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Top comments
littleCT1 12
That cop is a true bro.
justcommenting19 19
Hey, it isn't so bad. At least you didn't get a ticket. :)
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Comments (21)
justcommenting19 19
Hey, it isn't so bad. At least you didn't get a ticket. :)
Waxwell 21
Well I would be super thankful, and it's better to have an inside out shirt than a ticker
MattStro 23
How is that an fml? You ran a red light and didn't get a ticket, that's a win!
littleCT1 12
That cop is a true bro.
Steve97 32
Damn sounded like a bad day but you have no idea how lucky you got off.
BadKitty13 28
better than a ticket. :) just drive careful.
writerchic85 26
I would say this was a good day for you. No ticket. And you can always fix your shirt in the bathroom at school.
thejonac 21
why isn't this a great day? they guy helped you out at the risk of getting caught for letting you go on the parking ticket
potato_meat 12
Be happy. You don't have a ticket.
wanted_2_want 40
Consider yourself lucky. With everything's going around with moving violations, this was the best outcome. Ever!