Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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Top comments
SynysterNero 20
She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It must be the whoremones.
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Comments (176)
lonewolf621 17
Attention seeker. I say dump her, no need for a head ache.
lowshadows 21
shouldve just punched her instead of forgiving her.
AlexiAwesome 10
Guilt does strange things
mattuti 8
Good riddance
aradmomen 9
Women..
amifaiyaz 12
She probably wanted out anyway, what a bitch.
gohogs518 4
Sounds like she was looking for anyway out of the relationship. She probably cheated on you more than that one time she admitted to and more than likely is probably dating or talking to someone else, and has been for a while. At least that's what it seems like to me. Get rid of her and find someone whose actually into you as much as you are to them.
israelnotjacob 20
Yeah in fact this particular case may not have even been true, although I wouldn't doubt she already has either way. She clearly was just hoping he'd break up with her so she wouldn't have to do it herself. OP, you definitely deserve better.
pedinhuh 23
So just because a girl got drunk she can go sleeping with the first guy that shows up? Sorry OP, but if she really loved you, she would avoid getting too drunk to avoid some shit like that to happen. Well, she sounds like a bitch anyway so, i think it will be better for you to stay away from her.
CanadianCutie22 16
sounds like she is interested in being with someone else and can't be honest with herself!
ak_6694 16
Exactly what one of my exes was like. Asked me if she could go as another guy's date to his Year 10 formal, I said she could because I trusted her, and she got mad at me "for not caring enough." Broke up soon after. I know that feel bro (sorta).