Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It must be the whoremones.
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Comments (176)
fmaae82 12
That makes absolutely no sense. Find someone more deserving of you OP.
fmaae82 12
That makes absolutely no sense. Find someone more deserving of you OP.
RUSSJR1393 6
Evolving_Squid 15
I'm pretty confident she was only confessing about last night... not hte night before, last weekend, or any of those "I'm busy" nights in the last 5 months.
viper8608 9
in the immortal words of ray "well you know, ******* yolo right?"
OMJizzzle 2
She's a stupid hoe. -nicki minaj
chuckcloninger 12
Let's see...sleeps with other guys and dumps you. Are you sure this person was even a friend?
hardehar 9
Someone just wanted an excuse....you're better off out of it OP!
Axel5238 29
Feel bad for the op when I was younger my gf got mad at me for not getting jealous enough when she hugged a guy friend and kissed him on the cheek. This was after told me they have a brother/sister relationship. Sometimes you just can't win. Though that girl I dated ended up being emotionally very unstable so you may have saved yourself a lot of trouble down the road.
fatalwish 6
you+friend+ paintball guns+dat dumb bitch= lulz had by all