Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It must be the whoremones.
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Comments (176)
alki_fml 5
Sounds like she was testing you. She probably didn't cheat, just said so to see how you'd react. You're better off without someone who plays mind games like that.
Marblecakelolz 11
Drunken actions are sober thoughts, usually. You deserve better. Sorry.
plagiarismo 16
My immediate reaction was "this bitch needs to be committed", but I like your reason better. Maybe it's my weak tendency to always look for the best in people.
kemando 22
Idk, I'd be livid, I've been black out drunk and still able to make responsible decisions, you know, up until I pass out.
Zamie_k 7
sound like you had to break up with that bitch anyway
PhishloverA 14
I don't understand how you could even forgive her that soon
juwood 7
With the number and diversity of girlfriend fails I read here, I'm a little glad I'm single. Just a little.
AllegroRubato 16
See, I don't think I could ever forgive an infidelity so easily. You deserve better than that, OP.
brandonlee09 5
You're an idiot for forgiving her. If she did it while drunk she'd do it while sober.
Gook0123 9
that was a lose-lose situation my friend. you should not have forgiven her for that so easily.