Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It must be the whoremones.
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Comments (176)
SynysterNero 20
She sounds like a bitch anyway. Plenty of other women out there.
lilhellian 27
Don't mean Op can get any of then though.. It's like fishing, just because there's plenty of fish in the sea. It's no garuntee you will catch one..
lambda_fml 40
*guarantee
twaumat 28
or maybe OP forgave because he can't fish.
mfjkr 10
#11 Dynamite Fishing.
icey0796 6
61, what does that equate to, cloroform?
abu4u 26
She sounds like a woman to me tbh.
fishstick557 14
11 couldn't be said any better than that
capslockisgood 19
73 or necrophilia.
MathildeDamm 17
What a bitch!
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!
KyraJFoxx 14
It was a bitchy thing to do #2 but you know how some girls can be VERY emotional at times? what if she did feel bad about it and was ..I guess "internally beating herself up " over it ? therefore wasn't even thinking logically when she said what she did to OP you know..one of those people who always do something dumb than regret it days later..? i can't believe Im even trying to make sense out of it for her but idk.. either way what she did was wrong. 1. cheating than 2. getting mad because he forgave her. So either way I agree..very bitchy. As for OP..keep your head up ! I once forgave my ex for cheating after he cried about it to me and I guess he mistook me forgiving him for weakness becauae he didn't really .."change". So be glad. you were the bigger person here OP. You're seem reasonable so hopefully you find someone who can appreciate that !
KyraJFoxx 14
**you seem**
Jovecove 13
I must say OP is an idiot to think this is a fml, when in actual fact it's **** that *****'s life
MathildeDamm 17
96# Doesn't matter if she didn't think clear. You shouldn't be mad the person you cheated on after he forgave you, because he wasn't mad about it.
SunAndMoon427 12
143...you know that's kind of the point of not thinking clearly, right? She thought in a way that isn't normal because she was upset...that's not thinking clearly.
siegheil_fml 4
Don't forgive
Damian95 16
Should've been way more pissed in the first place. Trust is earned, not given.
SystemofaBlink41 27
So being pissed is necessary now?
Clioo_fml 17
#51, actually, respect should be automatic and mutual...I mean, jut because someone hasn't earned your respect, should you go around, ruining their things? No. Now yes, people can lose your respect based on their action.
bfsd42 20
78, respect is definitely earned and not automatic. Not respecting someone does not mean you destroy their stuff. It is a case of someone proving themselves to someone else.
Clioo_fml 17
Destroying things was just an example. Respect can be described differently. As in being a synonym of admiration, or simply being considerate. I'm guessing you're talking about the first, while I'm talking about the latter. Everyone should be considerate of everyone, automatically.
Damian95 16
So why did I get down voted for saying someone who got cheated on should be a bit angry and not so nonchalant. "Eh don't worry bout doing the worst thing you can possibly do while in a relationship."
PunsY0 5
Nice guys finish last.
kyu_Q 19
So it seem OP should have thrown a tantrum, smashed some furniture, cussed her out and called her a **** and stop talking to her for a few days while she begged and groveled. How dare you OP for being understanding and forgiving.
laden_swallow09 35
113- Yeah. They let her come first!
revieced 13
yeah? like how much more angry? break her face with a hammer or what? lol
ManInTheMachine 20
Sounds like she just wanted an excuse to break up with you, OP. I'm sure if you had gone off on her, she would've reacted the same way. That, or she's just an idiot. Or both.
mackdeezy 22
You're very noble for giving her another chance, but forget her, she was looking for a way out regardless.
BVBarmy_girl 22
Girls logic at its best!
charvisioku 22
Bitch be trippin'.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It must be the whoremones.
s0m3guy2010 21
If he really forgave her, he could even hooker up with someone new.
MathildeDamm 17
Yes she really sounds like a hoerrible woman.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Thundercats...thundercats....HO!
easyprey 8
She's only getting started, soon she will be blowing everything in sight, like a real whornado. Just wait in the basement till she calms down.
gracehi 33
She did what you should have fine and ended the relationship. You should thank her.
gracehi 33
*done
AninOnin 24
Well, I think he was very compassionate and noble for giving her a second chance. It's not his fault, but hers.
gracehi 33
I never said anything was his fault. I just said that the relationship needed to end.
gracehi 33
To clarify further, sometimes it's hard to end a relationship, even when your know you should. OP wasn't at fault for his emotional predicament, and it's unfortunate that it was his girlfriend who did the dumping rather than him, but in the end he's better off without her, regardless of who dumped who.
theunbeatableram 3
10, forgive me for slip ups, but why should he thank her? They only knew the relationship should end after she confessed. Plus, the guy was forgiving her. She was being a stuck up bitch. Please, though. If I missed some valuable info in your comments, I am sorry.
gracehi 33
Do I really have to spell it out? He should thank her for ending the relationship because she's a bitch and he's better off without her. And I didn't mean that he should literally say, "Thank you," just that he should be glad it's over. Geez.
revieced 13
gracehi.....leave it be dude.....you failed
pimpcrackerz 7
she was probably an std ready to happen... better off without her