Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
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Top comments
audiophileMom 11
You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?
DjeePee 25
Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.
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Comments (145)
nateylovesporn 1
**** FoR tHe WiN
crinx034 0
At first I thought your pic was of you having an erection but then I noticed you were just grabbing your pants...Thank god.
SirWrangler 5
No it's not!!
Burnbaby 0
Why are you downloading ****? *sings* The Internet is for ****... Now grab your dick and double click for ****, ****, ****!
LadyDeadPool 3
I'll never understand people who download ****. The internet is full of it dammit! And you don't have to bother waiting for it to dl, less worrying for virses etc!
OfficeNinja 5
a computer virus is better than a strip club virus.
j_cat187 20
That's why macs are twice as much as pcs
UnderJonathan 8
67. Twice as much what??
Stoneyyay 5
on the contrary number 16, most websites u go to for **** want you to install their own player codec, and that sir is a virus, whereas go to a torrent website, search ****, it cums up with a treasure trove of "clean" ****, thus ur pc doesn't get an std. plus you only use the bandwidth once, which depending on ur isp ( if ur billed by the byte) and how much **** u watch can be a hhhuugggeeee deal
NomNomNomNommm 4
You seem to know a lot about ****.
tmmundy 17
Wow. Strange how you know all this. I'm 40 and had no clue. Guess who hasn't been downloading **** and who has. lol
charlieohcharlie 12
It "cums" up with a lot of ****? I'm astonished how no one has yet remarked upon this
dd809 9
Guess who has common sense and who doesn't
tmmundy 17
I just chose to ignore his stupidity. He knew what he what he was typing and was trying to get a reaction out of it. And he did.
Burnbaby 0
I've never been to a free site that asked me to download anything. Maybe you are just going to the wrong places.
tmmundy 17
#28 that is not common sense about knowing how **** is billed. Sorry if you think it is. But some of us have never thought of downloading **** so how in the world would that be common sense? Like me, I'm not a computer geek. I don't know a lot about computers.
Jaxx66 21
My only question is, who pays by the byte? I thought that went out with the 90's. And I just stream my hentai. Heehee...
carlosm21 6
Get a mac. No viruses on them
techymatt 1
No 16 was posting the lyrics from an amazingly funny song in Avenue Q!
zaku2capt 1
Well at least you have organizational skills.
Stoneyyay 5
err miss sorry 16 realized that after the fact
BikeAllDay818 6
You're a loser OP, and I don't feel sorry for you.
Jivesliven 24
I agree with you, don't worry about them.
frankwolf86 0
happens to the best of us... im sure someday you will find someone to help u categorize it...
Suburban_Dude 0
Nothing Wrong with getting your priorities straight.
marqn001 9
woah ur obsessed?!