Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
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audiophileMom 11
You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?
DjeePee 25
Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.
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Chris_1163187222 15
Wonder why