Balls
Abbotsford, Australia
Today, for my family, my most impressive quality is I can make spaghetti and meatballs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lola
France
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
Anonymous
Today, I offered to help my mother-in-law boil noodles for some noodle soup. She loudly said, "You know how!?" I'm a chef. FML
Dizzie Rascal
United Kingdom
Today, I made spaghetti bolognese for three people. Of those three people, only one got food poisoning. Me. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
No tip for you
Today, my Italian boyfriend claims his dad owned a restaurant and taught him everything he knows. His dad must have worked at a McDonald’s then because my boyfriend is the only Italian I’ve met who overcooks pasta into mush, can’t season tomato sauce properly, and thinks Domino’s makes good pizza. FML
j0hn
United States
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Murphy
Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML
zachadams
Buffalo, United States
Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML
gena
United States
Manchild
Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML
Top comments
egnur_mas 19
Well, now you can tell them you can get published on FML, which is no easy task. ?
Yudith 28
I checked the sex and...yup, woman. Ah, women. They can be nuclear physicists, some people will never be happy unless they stay home making spaghetti and sucking their meatballs. Don't let your family drag you down; you are awesome!
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egnur_mas 19
Well, now you can tell them you can get published on FML, which is no easy task. ?
egnur_mas 19
I don't know how that question mark got there, my apologies.
Yudith 28
I checked the sex and...yup, woman. Ah, women. They can be nuclear physicists, some people will never be happy unless they stay home making spaghetti and sucking their meatballs. Don't let your family drag you down; you are awesome!
Regulate 21
Mmmmm spaghetti and meatballs.
MisterKnowItAll 15
Well you're meeting all of my standard.
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure with a lot of training and hard work you can add macaroni and cheese to your repertoire, and become legend in your family.
RockPrincess26 16
"I'm having spaghetti tonight. With meat." "Enjoy eating your meat." "And balls." "Enjoy eating your balls."
Lobby_Bee 18
Don't lose yourself. Moms spaghetti.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Hey a lot of people can't do that (like me, can never cook the noodles right) so have a little more confidence in yourself.