Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
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Top comments
IamComrade 16
I met a blind homeless man once. I was working security at a Native event. He told the most racist Native joke I've ever heard, not knowing where he was. I looked around at all the Natives staring at us and just smiled.
Zesty_Z 19
An unusual way to start a blind date.
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Comments (40)
HUGBUG 23
Lol
barlos88 19
And you let him keep fondling you?
Scarylizard1798 23
Then go out there and get a man! Out urself out there and someone will come ur way :)
deitcocaine 14
Fucken delete my comment nigga
yepthisisit 15
I was going to say something about blind love, but I can't see how that would fit into this situation.
beeferjay 34
too bad you weren't paying attention, you could have given him the vip tour
SecundusSecunda 27
"looking for seats" ;)
zaidthunder1 27
Go out there, meet some people, OP. It's not that difficult to socialize, even for introverts, believe me.
jeffprobs 29
Well im sure your amazing, and no need to worry, you can get back in the game whenever you want, some confidence, and this funny story to break the ice and your golden
drancergdl 10
Sometimes I wish I was blind ( did I say that out loud ?)
TheLastCenturion 19
That can be arranged. *sharpens knife*