katluvnc
Wilmington, United States
Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?
cacheson 42
You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!
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notIanrighthere 5
Roommates, right?
ThePaperDragon 31
Well, that is much closer than many people ever get to their roommates!
Mynamewontfi 40
Disgusting! Who would do such a terrible thing? Hasn't he learned to wipe his browser history?
Theglc20 27
And hopefully the rest of the splashzone
olpally 33
Toss it in the trash and light it on fire. Gahhhh :/
cacheson 42
You guys should have a serious talk about boundaries!
Oogly979 8
Wow your roommate is a vile and disgusting cretin who either doesn't respect you at all or was brought up like an animal. I'd ditch him as soon as you can!
pixierara 28
This is why I'm happy I don't live with roommates ?
jerryj 27
You sound quite unsure. It seems that in fact you desire some guy's cum over yourself and your belongings.
MassiDelta 28
Don't jump to cumclusions
abn110 9
At least you tried...
91hayek 31
mehhh ..... It's Friday so I'll count it.
MassiDelta 28
Sorry for making your eyes bleed with this horrible pun
91hayek 31
Horno strikes again. There's a reason why he is living with you and not his dad anymore.
beeferjay 34
horno in spanish is oven
deitcocaine 14
Should have eaten it.