Today, I was yelled at and beaten up for staring at a woman’s breasts. My medication causes me to stare off into space and I didn’t even realize I was staring at another person until it was too late. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML
Today, as I was sitting on a bench thinking about an upcoming test, some hysterical woman slapped me out of nowhere because she thought I was staring at her ass. I was staring blankly into the void. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, I was on the train and a woman approached me from behind and told me that if I didn’t stop staring at her, she’d kill me slowly and painfully, then she pulled out a switchblade to support her argument. I wasn’t looking at her at all and was in fact looking in the opposite direction. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
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cuz803 46
Lawsuit?
JackWood 21
Look at the bright side, at least you didn't get shot!
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
"My medication" is a viable excuse for staring at breasts? I'm going to have to try that one on. My "I like looking at them" defense has not been very successful. Thanks for the new tool.
Ticonderogapencils 17
dude you're gross
JackWood 21
Look at the bright side, at least you didn't get shot!
cuz803 46
Lawsuit?
Ubehage 32
If they don't like to be looked at, to the point where they resort to primitive violence, then they shouldn't go outside. FYL. Report it and sue her bitchy ass.
Anderling 33
Maybe you missed this lesson in common decency, but there is a significant difference between not wanting to be looked at in general and not wanting people to stare at your breasts specifically. I agree that OP was not in the wrong here and that that woman was in the wrong for resorting to violence, but I don’t blame her for getting upset over what she believed to be happening.
Ubehage 32
It's a big world. She is free to go somewhere else. She chose the primitive behavior. That says all.