Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Girls with short hair don't look like gay men...some look really good actually!
sweetest_jenn 18
He sounds like an insecure and controlling jerk. It's only a haircut for Christ sake. Good riddance.
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Comments (59)
ARetardedSeal 24
Short hair, long hair, it all looks good. Tell him to never come back.
crunchycheeto99 11
Well now you know he's not worth your time..
Zeusalmighty 2
Good, he's stupid
InkedGamer 9
i understand his reasoning all women always ask their men how they would like if they cut their to a certain length and he definitely told you don't which is his own opinion, you didn't have to take it as controller but respecting him n his wishes. If he had a hitler stasche ud tell him to shave it n he would for you its the same vice versa. YDI hardcore
Mira Lux 26
Maybe they haven't been dating for to long and so she didn't feel like asking if she should get her hair cut. Anyways it was her choice and she chose to get it cut. She shouldn't have to ask if she can cut her hair or not.
mexgirl 11
Mm I don't think so, is a dumb excuse to dump someone, using as a excuse the haircut
mexgirl 11
Is ok if she want to ask his opinion or not but at the end is her boty
Sathane 21
Studies show that extreme homophobic reactions like this are because the subject has frequent homosexual thoughts. Maybe he's not ready to come out.
differentadi 13
Prick
oJoy 11
I did this op, everyone accused me of being lesbian. I know your pain, the guy clearly is far to shallow to look past what is on the outside. doesn't deserve you. move on and find someone worth your efforts.
smalltownman 15
It sounds like he needs to grow the hell up. what an asshole
Cezll 11
I wouldn't break up with someone because they cut their hair short, but I personally don't like short hair on girls.
somewizdom 15
Why would people think he has a big dick?