Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Girls with short hair don't look like gay men...some look really good actually!
sweetest_jenn 18
He sounds like an insecure and controlling jerk. It's only a haircut for Christ sake. Good riddance.
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Comments (59)
mrSuper 1
i dont get op bf logic here .. short hair=man? lol
NellieeNell 18
As if it's not going to grow back! -___-
mattmsk005 8
Don't blame him
that_geibel_girl 15
I cut my hair yesterday crazily short (well for me anyway) so that's pretty lame. My boyfriend says he likes it better actually! It depends on the people!
britta42 1
Your ex-boyfriend is WEAK.
SarahJacobs 1
What an ass. I would say that your life improved the second he left.
DogeMan 14
Don't listen to him bc I have seen girls with short hair that are pretty and nothing is wrong with that
peterblack67 9
Obviously you are better off without him. He sounds like a jerk.
Wadlaen 24
That sounds like a very thin excuse to break up!