Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Girls with short hair don't look like gay men...some look really good actually!
sweetest_jenn 18
He sounds like an insecure and controlling jerk. It's only a haircut for Christ sake. Good riddance.
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Comments (59)
dustin007 15
Man that is ****** up it's just hair not like it's not going to grow back
Paultheouctopus 13
I think he ia short of good reasons to leave the relationship.
stonedfly3 15
Agreed. If you're in a relationship, and you care for that other person, what does it matter what others think? He shouldn't be wanting to still be coming across as available when he isnt
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree, it sounds to me like he's been wanting to break it off for awhile and just used this as an excuse. Why people feel they need an excuse and can't just break up with someone for the real reason is beyond me.
yuggi1 11
Saying you cut your hair short is too general. What hair cut was it? Something that resembled a cute bob or an army buzz cut? The former is cute and charming. The latter on a girl is ..... :C.
howsthisforaname 34
You're better off without him, he clearly has self esteem issues that are going to mess with all his relationships. It's better to find out now. Watch some sappy movies, eat some junk food, cry if you need to then move on, you deserve better.
The_Appendix_ 13
Why do people always assume that OP is nice? She could have been a bitch and her boyfriend wanted to break up with her but couldn't find the right time or thing to say.
Voij 16
Not sure what kinda personality you have, but if you were as spiteful as I am, you could now go around and tell people that, due to you cutting your hair short, your ex finally realised that he was indeed gay. That he was unsure about it at first, afraid that people would think differently about him, but that he then couldn't hold it back anymore when your short hair made him aware that he has feelings for one of his male friends, who also happens to have short hair. You should also ask your mutual friends to support him in this decision and to help him with coming to terms with who he really is.
marcranger 29
I hope OP comes back with a follow-up, and I hope the follow-up is that she did exactly as you suggested.
missyfiona89 28
There are plenty of women with short hair who still looks feminine. But unless you look like Lady Gaga, I'd say he's an ass.
Witchylady 18
Your boyfriend is an idiot.
bombielol 20
what a douche he doesn't deserve to be loved.
PimpNasty16 13
He's already gay sweety..
charcharthunder 18
poor pumkin. that must of sucked :(