Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Girls with short hair don't look like gay men...some look really good actually!
sweetest_jenn 18
He sounds like an insecure and controlling jerk. It's only a haircut for Christ sake. Good riddance.
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Comments (59)
kutkutkut 8
I would break up/divorce if she cut her hair short, its like dating a guy. No thanks. Girls look awfull/terrible with short hair.
Gabilliam 19
No, dating a guy is like dating a guy. The length of your hair doesn't define your gender wtf It's just hair
itooamscrewed 10
Exactly. It just sounds like something someone who is confused or questioning would say. If you're so afraid of being perceived as gay that you'd break up with a woman for having short hair, you're probably gay.
froggedatthe 4
You're totally right! It looks terrible I'd do the same thing
limabeans101029 21
73- Really? You'd honestly divorce your wife if she got a haircut you didn't like? Good luck ever having a proper relationship.
meegal 12
Eh I've never liked those short boyish haircuts on girls but that's just me, I usually prefer a more long feminine hair style on girls. I'm sure you look fine though OP. Do what you want! It's your hair, not his!
smile_because 13
You deserve better OP!
MiaTheMartian 21
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. Well, he told me he didn't want to date a boy and he said some horrible things so I broke up with his homophobic ass. I was surprised by how terrified he was of someone thinking he was gay. Oh no, how terrible. You don't need that in your life. I'm happy to say I'm cute as hell with short hair and I'm sure you are too.
froggedatthe 4
Girls with short hair look like lesbians and its gross. It doesn't look good.
randomgirl1234 20
Jerk
sannah_fml 8
I'm so, so glad that my husband thinks my pixie cut is hot (he can always see the nape of my neck now!) and I've gotten nothing but compliments. There are lots of straight-as-arrows men out there who can appreciate super short hair on you, OP. After all, it's just a hair style like a million others.
mangelon86 15
Good for him.
erhmahler 15
With him being that homophobic...... He was probably gay.
nickyLA 6
Wow, that makes no sense at all