fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
sexyhobbit
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Anonymous
Foot soldier
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Top comments
Zaros_fml 24
At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.
boofgall 16
-sigh- you're*.
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Pandacupcakelove 26
Thank god you got a chanse to shave them then! :) It still sucks, but try to think positive, you can do something about it!
Mooish 18
*chance
Pandacupcakelove 26
Thanks, my bad.
dansythomas 6
HAHAHAHA. Maybe you should go see a doctor? That's not very natural haha(:
ambowew 7
Don't breed.
AlexaWuzHere 31
Actually, it is natural. I have hair on part of my feet too. It's not long or dark, but I do shave it along with my hands, fingers, and toes. Some women are just hairier than others. If OP went to a doctor, she would just waste money having them tell her to either shave, wax, or use Nair.
Ameel_fml 19
Uh...it's actually VERY common. Most people at least have some hair on their toes and/or the top of their feet. It's usually very light and fine, but I know a lot of people with darker hair who won't show off their feet if they haven't shaved them. I myself have to shave my big toes because they have hair on them.
DukeLeto 14
The UK, where the men are gentlemen and the women are Yeti...
namyo 13
The uk where we all have a single tooth each
challan 19
I have a visual of long black hairs curling over pink satin ballet slipper. Attractive Op! I bet you have to beat them off with a stick... or do you get chased with a stick? burning torch perhaps?
Dracoboxer357 36
19- Trying to remember what movie that was (Not Another Teen/Horror Movie, perhaps?) where they had some talent contest in bikinis and the one girl walked out with the set of foot long braids.....dangling from the front of her bikini bottoms. :p Kinda the first unfortunate visual that popped into my head. Ick.
challan 19
Draco... that is precisely what I saw! Well, actually I just assumed her lady parts must be a batshit jungle if her feet needed to be shaved. btw FML... I am not racist against hobbits! Frodo and I even dated once. He tried to get me in the backseat and show me his "ring". whatever perv! I don't care what kind of magic it can do to your penis.
Dracoboxer357 36
114- ......Okay, if someone had a magic penis, ring enhanced or not, I'd at the very least be curious. You should have given it a chance, you don't know what you might have passed up on! ;) (Oh, and batshit jungle pretty much sums that up as well. Stellar.) ;P
lexiieeex3 32
Pretty sure you are a hobbit.
kimg0885 23
If your feet have always been hairy why shave them just now? You are a girl op you shouldn't have hairy feet. Don't you wear sandals ever? What did you do then? Maybe you could braid it!
om102907 4
kroekdog 7
Well what's wrong with being a hobbit?
gracehi 33
You say "I'm not a hobbit" like being a hobbit is a bad thing. I, and my fellow pervy hobbit fanciers, poo poo you.
dragonflyy_86 7
I have to use depilatory cream on my earlobes because they're too hairy (I'm a girl) ...
realeah 4
Could've lived forever without ever knowing that...