Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, I figured out why the guy I secretly love became so friendly with me. It appears that we became friends so that he could get closer to my very best friend and flirt with her. They’re now happily together and my best friend tells me all day long about him, and how they made out. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
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mifo 0
Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.
will2296 6
You're an idiot.
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Comments (129)
cherrybollosm04 0
At least you know now.
Mihir 1
well, Virginia is GAY!
DisappearingRose 18
Virginia is not gay so stfu
jackalope104 0
Maybe you can get a threesome out of it
JayTroi 0
LMAO... YDI For having suspicions
will2296 6
You're an idiot.
whatevaaaa 0
LOL at least you know now next time dont make jokes like that.
Shithappens_123 0
Ouchh... i am sorry... the only thing worse than being cheat on is being cheat on with a man...0o
genius_man16 1
I actually think that's better, not worse.
divineinstrument 2
Yeah, it would be much better to be cheated on with someone who's not the same gender as you- it's not like you can compete with that.
Shlizabeth 0
Actually straight people tend to think that they turned someone if their boyfriend/girlfriend turns out to be gay so it feels worse for them. I know it's not true, but that's what other people think.
isthatmymuffin 0
look up "guy love" from scrubs on youtube.
GleeIsTransient 0
@isthatmymuffin: random much? lol
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
OMFG IS IT A BROMANCE?!? I LOOOOOVE SCRUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily9352 13
I don't see the difference.
Vilen1025 0
That's nice. Maybe you gave him that idea, you know... ;D
Lillith_fml 5
is it in fashion just now to discover that you're boyfriend is gay? every third/fourth FML these days is about that... becoming worried about my relatioship *sarcasm*
zrhcrx 0
hey my ex-girlfriend also felt pretty secure about our relationship...then (you know what happened next)
cuterthanuthink 0
lmao wow
kmgentil 0
why would u be gay if a woman has 3 holes and a dude only has 2, plus a wpmans ****** and ass are b e a utiful
RPGod 0
Leave. Just go to whatever dank hole you spawned from, and die there.
nwc020 0
don't feed the troll
mifo 0
Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.
fabulous_geek 0
You are officially my hero. COngrats!
forgetme_not 0
it is like reeaaallly hard to grow a disco stick. just saying
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
How many times have you tried? ;)
Nandito2 0
Yeyeyeyeyeye DISCO STICK'nn lol.