fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
sexyhobbit
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Anonymous
Foot soldier
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Anonymous
Waynesboro, United States
Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
comfort_
Dalton, United States
Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Footloose
A little stiff and rusty
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Top comments
Zaros_fml 24
At least you don't have to walk to Mordor.
boofgall 16
-sigh- you're*.
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doby199 6
Use nair or something like that instead
xicebearx 8
Oh but don't you wish you were....
mccutie936 6
Sorry bilbo...
momogal 22
women get hair on their feet. Some get more, some get less. For some, it's dark, others so light that it is nearly invisible. Shave and move on.
bell1994 8
Have you been seeing any tall wizards dressed in grey lately? He might have something about it. Him and that tricky little ring you have to carry around
undrglass 2
Wax them instead... Hair will grow I'm thinner after waxing.
thebacons200212 5
Are you Michelle Obama?
pancakes_O_O 3
That's fine; I have hairy feet too. I bet occasional waxing will eventually make the darkness of the hair go away.
taywidd123 6
Don't worry, you're not the only one. I work with a hobbit.
FrecklestheClare 6
I'm there with you, man :c