FML's Showdown #14 By Louis - 21/06/2017 21:30 Another stand off, pick your fave! agreeclassic 321 vote type 1 126 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML agreeclassic 16 059 vote type 1 38 623
Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML agreeclassic 3 801 vote type 1 391
Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend even stays with me if he’s not interested in marriage or children, hates my family, barely talks to me when he gets home, and seems uninterested in sex. Apparently, the cheap rent on my flat was his sole interest in me. FML agreeclassic 1 745 vote type 1 309
Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML agreeclassic 37 995 vote type 1 2 670
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML agreeclassic 68 982 vote type 1 6 917
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML agreeclassic 38 862 vote type 1 3 540
I like #1