Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, because of my inexplicable tendency to constantly get giant splinters in my feet, which generally take at least half an hour of tireless effort to remove, my family and friends have nicknamed me "Footy Woody." FML
Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
What are you doing waxing your feet?! Get the ring to Mordor and destroy it!
Luckster 0
I HATE people like that! Immature bastards, the lot of them. This is why i prefer doing personal hair-care at home. I risk not doing it right, but at least I'll keep everyone from looking at me and laughing at me because that's how my hair NATURALLY grows! FYL indeed, OP.
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alexandraa_fml 0
What are you doing waxing your feet?! Get the ring to Mordor and destroy it!
my_fml_account 2
hobbitwin
capnjax 0
Epic win is epic.
Armin_fml 0
*hands you the prize for best first comment in ages*
iRuth 0
I laughed really hard when I read this :D My father would too ;D (loves Lord of the Rings)
MissaWinde12 0
Aww, you beat me to it!
AnaMaree 0
Someone explain the joke. I don't get it.
xKattAttack 0
Ahahhahaha. Genius.
wh4t3v3R 0
Haha, I was gonna come make the same point. OP, you just need to join a Tolkien fan group. It's really a gift; take take that from a guy who has repeatedly been unwillingly nicknamed "Frodo"
Thunderbender 2
Such win... when the first comment on a FML is supposed to be the most fail... I've entered the twilight zone O_o
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Give this guy an Effing Medal!
goldhighways 0
gay
kamal4321 0
aa
breadfuck 0
bitch! no 1 you are one
Life_is_FML 22
Go frodo, it all depends on you!
K410 18
I know this was written 4 years ago but you are the coolest chick I've ever seen on FML
Brighton_Cruz 20
Ha ima reply years later!!
Luckster 0
I HATE people like that! Immature bastards, the lot of them. This is why i prefer doing personal hair-care at home. I risk not doing it right, but at least I'll keep everyone from looking at me and laughing at me because that's how my hair NATURALLY grows! FYL indeed, OP.
Bebbo_fml 21
Hiding away and being spiteful towards all professionals in this industry isn't a solution. If they make a rude comment speak up. You are the customer and should not feel ashamed. If they're nonchalant about it then a complaint to their manager or even a detailed critique about service online can help fix this person's professionalism or prevent other people from using their services.
MrMaD_fml 2
That's ******* nasty. Buy some nair to keep at the crib. ...then save up for electrolysis. Real-Talk.
Emperor_Jim 0
Well, Hobbits aren't normally seen outside The Shire, so she's probably never met one.
cyberchick127 0
Made me lol :P
wut_fml 0
That sucks, FYL indeed. There's nothing you can do when genetics gives you some annoying / ugly / socially unacceptable feature like that. Then people laugh at you for attempting to fix it by shaving, waxing, using products, whatever, but you know they'd think you were a beast if you just let it be. No win situation. Also, that waxer was extremely unprofessional, and I hope you left immediately rather than paying for their services.
babe7260 30
I sure hope you did as well!!!
eioval 2
Thats just disgusting...
mhm_megann 0
''nair to keep at the crib'' LOL But i feel sorry for you op. i bet the waxer was a dropout airhead whos daddy put her through beauty school. Ergh, stupid bitchhh haha.
meunknown101 0
Aww, it's okay, just buy wax and do it yourself! :]
fucentarmal 1
i wouldn't worry about it too much, not just because its an easy fix, but because guys really don't care, besides when your feet are up where guys eyes are, the lights will be dimmer.... now if you said you had a flat but, or floppy boobs, that might be a concern, even if you have the hairiest feet ever, there are guys with a hirsute fetish,google it.... what really is going on, the person who plays with feet and wax for a living is making your "problem" a huge problem so you will spend lots of cash to fix it...not caring that there are way cheaper alternatives, including getting a dude that is turned on by it.... really only some guys are into feet, or hair, or both, the rest of us aren't going to care...
Snowangel223 0
ahahaha... i hope this person doesn't have a flat butt or floppy boobs, or you REALLY made their day!
I_Like_Dogs 28
Because women want to look good for men and only for men /sarcasm/
someguy945 0
They do that on purpose so you feel like you need to keep coming back (and keep paying them).