Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, to save money, I tried following a YouTube tutorial to trim my beard myself. Halfway through, the clippers slipped, and now I have a huge chunk missing in the middle of my chin. I tried to even it out, but it just got worse. Now I look like I lost a fight with a Flymo. FML
Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
Today, my hair is so long hair that it touches my shoulders now. My father attempted to bribe me into cutting my hair several times. I'm 30. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
At least your hair will grow back! For now just own it. Start a trend. Work that palm tree.
kirstyfunnybunny 18
don't worry, the difference between a good and bad haircut is only a few weeks
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Comments (50)
Lalala579121 28
Put some coconut-shaped things in your hair and say it's a new style you're trying out.
Si123 33
For some reason I first read that the op's dad ordered hair clippings and I was thinking 'what the?! Who does that and WHERE would you order hair clippings from?!' I'm stupid
jengo54 16
So does the weekend, he's dong fine.
hopsinlove17 26
It's the weeknd-_-
ahomelessmario 9
Hey! Now you're The Weeknd!
False_Stupidity 42
It takes some skill to ruin even a cheap set of clippers in one go.. What the hell is your hair made of!?
americanafrican 32
same thing as captain america`s shield or wolverine's bones maybe!
interesting33 37
So you look like Sideshow Bob? :)
SoulEaterSE 23
I've heard buzz cuts are in this season
CreativeNative 6
so you look like the weekend?
worldclassrager 41
I am not sure how I feel about this...
Ramos808 29
Did you get The Weeknd cut?