Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML
Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
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RitzyHoke 0
Your dad ROCKS. Period.
lottofee 0
muhaha i love your dad!
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munnzx 0
serve you right.
cucuto89 0
yea, ditto get your lazy **** ass up and go to ******* school. I dont get it whats with kids and sleeping in, you have ******* school to go to. so don't be lazy
sooper 0
Actually there is a theory that scientists have developed that teenagers need different sleep patterns, which requires them to sleep in longer in the mornings. It's tough to get up when you can have just a few more minutes of sleep...
girandwogpig 0
And you don't get what's with kids,what with their televisions and their video games, and their soaddy pop, and their internets. ROFLCOPTER!!!!
genius_man16 1
...and their DVD's, and their rap music, and their hopscotch, and their sports teams, and their high definition, and their computers....
nativebacon 0
Yeah, hopscotch is the sh*t!
nicelyjohnson 0
your dad's awesome lol
Duckasaurus 0
Actually that theory is basically saying that there's a sleep cycle our body uses. When growing, the sleep cycle needs more as you said, but unfortunately society as a whole wants to ignore nature and proceed with their cancer. See #37 for example of society.
who_rollerpig 4
lol that's what i was thinking! he rocks!
crazieeli 0
agreed. you shouldnt be bitching about not being able to wake up by yourself to your parents.
FmyLinNY 0
@ 37: Not all teens are "lazy **** asses" you jerk. Whatever, I'm not gonna bore you with all the shit I have to do everyday. Also, these "Why?" FMLs are getting annoying.
diet_otaku 0
@40/57 - "you kids these days and your millenium items and your card games and your loud music and your hula-hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your sony playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination and your blu-ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your marvel comics and your youtube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your gears of war and your quentin tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your..."
cono1234 0
Yugioh the abridged series FTW.
poptartkid 0
you're dad is the coolest dad ever!
myfishisBOBA 0
hehehe you dad is funny. my parents gave up trying to wake me up during high school. Instead, my mom would call the school telling them i was "sick". who cares? its not like you learn anything important before college.
girandwogpig 0
Definitely Diet_Otaku and YGOTAS FTW!!!
7Zero 0
GENIUS!!!
monkey314159 0
teenagers need more sleep period. Puberty requires a lot energy and likewise rest.
sublimedude777 0
Wow! More people watch Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged than I imagined! :)
slh123 0
wow your nice
musiclife_fml 0
Well for the record I'm 18 and I don't get hip-hop either :)
zymn 6
oh damn, f your life indeed. cool dad, though.
NStarB 13
He just tried to help ;)
lottofee 0
muhaha i love your dad!
seb3sixn9ne 0
I agree =D
ryepdx 0
LOL. FYL. Hey, at least you weren't late! ;-D
RitzyHoke 0
Your dad ROCKS. Period.
gorguz14evar 0
Your dad wins epicly. You fail for pressing snooze.. rofl I do it too so I fail aswell..
codyxfail 0
This is as good as the dad who got a kick out scaring the shit out of his kids.
aurynforever 14
Arrested Development?
DirtyParkBench 0
That'll teach you to stop complaining!
alfonzo 0
Amen.
kellbelle26 0
You're the one who was being a whiny bitch to him.
_Noon_ 0
Well, I'll bet you weren't late this time, were you?
Oliive_fml 0
I bet the hospital visit made him late.
_Noon_ 0
Yeah, but then he's got an excuse, so he's not really late :P
fyourlife33 0
i bet he's not a mouse so he didnt need to go to the hospital
brrrx 0
The OP wouldn't need to go to the hospital because of a mouse trap, clearly you've never used it. OP: HAHAHA i love your dad. Your life is not ******, YDI for complaining about your own laziness.
apastry 6
#66, you've purposely used mousetraps on yourself? That's pretty hardcore.
KumoFF7 3
LMAO@#75
leiziueyes 0
This is the funniest FML ever, seriously
floresntadolecnt 0
#64..great. Make anyone else almost pee a little..?