pickle
Ouch!
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bunni
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Make up tutorial
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Maybe I'll stay home
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
rhya4n
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Herlev, Denmark
Not now, honey
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
chelsea
Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
Such a rush
Yippee!
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
New, from Goop
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Talented73
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Jocelyn
Stressed out
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Anonymous
Epsom, United States
Leave it to the pros
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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Wadlaen 24
Is this a new makeup-trick that I, as a man, haven't heard about..? And, did you get the look you were trying to get?
RichardPencil 32
I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong. Consult the instructions on the package.
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Wadlaen 24
Is this a new makeup-trick that I, as a man, haven't heard about..? And, did you get the look you were trying to get?
mssileas 25
If you do it with liquid eyeliner, you can actually get all black demon eyes, including the screams of a million haunted souls cause that shit burns. Source: me, age 14
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
I know the pain 😩😭😭😭
RichardPencil 32
I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong. Consult the instructions on the package.
jbuckets_404 39
There's instructions?! (Not just a long list of warnings....)