nutcracker
Slovenia
Experimentation
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouch
United States
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Numbnuts
United States
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
TKDConnor92
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
FAIL
United States
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Username
France
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
ouch...
United States
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
Top comments
kikiface 1
why would you even want to find out?
trizzieb 0
your ******* nuts!
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Comments (261)
ShallowWerewolf 0
Not an FML. Its just a small pain that any guy whos worth anything can walk off.
Fop 6
I hope you're a girl, because if you're not, you'll be up for a rude awakening when you get kicked in the nuts properly. Yeah, you might get some mild pains from various things on a monthly basis or so, but when the kick really hits the spot, you won't be able to stand.
kikiface 1
really now? i guess all the guys i've seen get kicked in the nuts go into the fetal position just for show
Shahin21 0
#37 you dumb bitch. it hurts like ****.
kikiface 1
sarcasm is not your strong point, i see
DavidCooksAngel 0
Not just guys, I have seen woman, who were kick in the coochie, also go in a fetal position. :-/
samuelmartin 0
well ive done this before on accident, i find it hurts more then being kicked by someone else because havin em sqweezed between the legs is ALOT more accurate.
DukeSkidmark 0
I chose Your Life Sucks because anyone that would do something like this clearly is not educated enough to function as a normal human being. I'm curious if OP is able to wipe thier own ass.
Tripout 0
If that's so then it should be. YDI instead
DukeSkidmark 0
Thank god for Darwinism
boreddoubletears 0
I hope you realize the irony in that statement...
love_it214 0
you don't deserve balls 1 you had serious thought of it 2 you experimented on it and 3 YU ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!
kennarama 0
How did the thought to see if it was possible even enter your mind? Wtf?
nickforthewin 0
you're pretty retarded h-uh?
iloveloosy12 0
douche? if your manhood isn't that important to you then just cut them off
Slovenian 4
ha, epic fail =D go Slovenians!
Starfire22 5
I'll put in another American dollar... *whispers to Mercy* you think he took the bait???
unknown1331 0
wat the **** is wrong with you?