nutcracker
Slovenia
Experimentation
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
United States
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Numbnuts
United States
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
TKDConnor92
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
FAIL
United States
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Username
France
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
ouch...
United States
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
Top comments
kikiface 1
why would you even want to find out?
trizzieb 0
your ******* nuts!
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Comments (261)
hobsonbrendan 0
how?
xdyingxwishx 0
what could you possibly gain by knowing that? lol
wishxuxcare 0
...epic, epic fail on your parents part. People should know by now that they shouldnt make stupid kids.
ayjayyuk 0
tit
vincebloo 0
um r u freakin retarded!
LittleMiss1 0
wow, you are a dumass
jacobsessed 0
what would posess you to do that?
Onthecountof3 0
@ #1 kiki u are very pretty :)
marquisallover 0
one thing im afraid of is getting kicked in the nuts i mean the simple fact that you would do it to yourself must mean that you enjoy it from other people well thats at-least what i assume
cypherzzz 0
what the hell did you think would happen?