nutcracker
Slovenia
Experimentation
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouch
United States
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
sacked
United States
Wakey wakey
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Numbnuts
United States
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
TKDConnor92
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Painful
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nuts
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
FAIL
United States
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Username
France
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
ouch...
United States
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
Top comments
kikiface 1
why would you even want to find out?
trizzieb 0
your ******* nuts!
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Comments (261)
Pointy130 0
I think it's absolutely wonderful that the stupid people have begun to self-sterilize.
riverhed 0
No shit, detective. Glad to have you on the case.
Twon4 2
How did you do it? I can't figure it out.
blastvortex 4
Hey, we can answer the question of whether or not other people can kick you in the nuts too. *NOTICE* Any and all posters who want to kick the OP may form an orderly cue. Everybody who wants a turn will get one. [Blastvortex gets in line.]
CallMeHush 1
I'm in!!! ~laces up new work boots~
CallMeHush 1
uhhhgg, still too cold for steel toes, I have the nice fiber ones till spring.
simawesome_FYL 0
I wonder how many people tried after reading this...
7mood75 7
No, only you.
Donandino 0
I hope you did some permanent damage because you deserve to lose the privilege to procreate
kiwi_xoxo 0
i guy in my class did the exact same thing the other day lol
xsplisit 0
wow... why would you wanna do that... thats waz a stupid move bro....
Babushka_Homyak 10
Failure.
r0ck_this 0
the main reason i say YDI is because you didn't even think to check on youtube to see if some other moron already did it. (: