Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude, how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guy's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
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Top comments
_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
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Comments (121)
OEsEben 0
I've done this, but I would never do it with a girlfriend... me and friends have tagteamed before though.
katieatieay 0
everyone's a little bisexual. otherwise, you wouldn't be so insecure about it.
slimmathers123 10
aint that the truth
RebeccaRFT 18
Excuse me? Uh. No.
SoloAutotunE 17
#129 you're on denial
jasdog2244 0
haha haha haha............ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha :]
sensual_kidney 0
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lmao, thats why you always check. She totally owes you a freebee (one screwing with any chick you can) and thats just sucky luck bro. O and if there are two cocks in the same room that are out and ready to go, its more gay than it needs to be (the equilibrium is swayed)
getfokinrektm8 9
wat
runmymouth 0
Well duh Alex is a unisex name.
thefmlman2011 37
I'm an Alex
thatguynamedsky 32
I'm an skyler
_incredulous 0
She owes you nothing. Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity
mizled 0
agreed with #28. but then again I don't share well...
bethluvsyou 15
If you're 22 how can you agree with 28?
cg152 0
nothing wrong with that!
Mamu1977 0
You have to give in order to get. And believe me, if you're knocking it out solo, you don't even need to ask her about whether she's going to bring a solo lady into the bedroom at a later date. She'll reciprocate without any sort of reminders. At least, that's always been my experience.
laurenbabyy 0
you definitely deserve it. when i think alex, i think dude. I know wayyy more male alex's than female. why would she be suggesting another female anyway? you should have asked if it was a guy or a girl. and anyway, it's really not that big of a deal, just think of it more as tag teaming and don't do anything with him, you should be good.