Painful Miscellaneous Experimentation

Experimentation

nutcracker - 23/02/2010 09:28 - Slovenia

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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Wakey wakey

sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Pain like no one has ever seen before

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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Nuts

Painful - - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

why would you even want to find out?

trizzieb 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

your ******* nuts!

monkye_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:47

Or is it win/win for the rest of us?

somerandomchick4_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:49

u frakin retard

protomanx1 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:50

One less thing to try with a portal gun I guess.

AnaujiraM420 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:21

@86...LMFAO...I love portal refrences

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:22

oh god, so much win

AGGoddess 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:53

Maybe you could get your mom to kiss it better.

lloydmonster 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:59

how many times did you have to try I do all the time but it's microscopic and I miss

canzo378 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:03

freak.....

angrynegro7 16

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:05

Jesus Christ, man! What are you gonna do for an encore, shoot yourself in the face with a taser?!

CaptenAwesomeXD 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:21

YDI for being such a dumb Slovenian!

Sindyy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:24

WHY would you do that? You're nuts.

rbond93 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:27

not an fml

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Today, my mother-in-law said I was manipulative, awful, mean, incapable of love, and the reason for my husband's depression. All because I got him to agree to inpatient psychiatric care after he expressed suicidal thoughts that included our children. She says it's ridiculous and he's fine. FML

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Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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