Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
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Comments (129)
vlalam 24
I m glad they r keeping it active and interesting.. lol, jk
KwtWaffles 15
how did they walk in, if they were the ones doing it?
snuffyTHEbear 23
That sucks... or was your mum?
Loh_Superman 14
What the ****
laden_swallow09 35
Pics or it didn't happen!
SydLovesLacey 18
Seriously, how do parents walk in on YOU when they are having sex? I must know.
LethalSeamonkey 15
Its okay OP. They were just naked wrestling. All mommies and daddies do that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
They were probably in the heat of the moment, and when they were getting to a bed room, they accidentally went into his room. That's my guess on how it went.
Dilwann 27
Anyone else that noticed and loved the comma that makes this so grammatically correct? I'm so used to reading mistakes of all kinds... *insert Feels Good meme*
pete9913 23
When I read the first sentence, that's how the comma made it sound. I thought, that's a strange way to put it. The second sentence made my drink shoot out of my nose.