Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
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Comments (129)
CaroAurelia 12
My condolences, OP. I can think of no situation more awkward.
sunnyskys 25
damn were they going for you bed???
martin8337 36
Were they bot upright? Maybe it was wheelbarrow sex.
SteamyPenguin 46
Now that would be interesting. Not something I would want to witness my parents do, but it would certainly be a good work out.
imcheap21 5
That's all folks!
abNormal62 23
Never seen an FML so confuse this group like this one did Was the request for visual aids truly needed to verify that moving sex is a real thing, or is their a big void in the parent **** market that needs filling?
Fern_Gully 20
A situation that, once again, proves punctuation is *everything*...
wheresmymary 22
Now would be a good time to go for that pony you've always wanted
cm1995_fml 10
Sorry u had to go thru that OP :/ maybe they were so into it that they weren't paying attention to which room they were entering?
momac86 17
Wellllll it officially doesn't get more awkward than that congrats you win the prize
willmatrix 6
At least they weren't walking in having sex on you.