Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
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Comments (129)
Sabsnation 12
What. Every part of this is wrong.
carzaki27 12
Here's the battery acid, bleach your eyes with it real good!
Ilikepie82479 20
Wait what?
GoGiants28 13
Walking on the highway to hell...
lulinator 40
At least they still have a healthy sex life. But sucks to be you to witness it. *hands you some bleach for your eyes*
GoGiants28 13
They walked right into that one
LegalLoitering 12
They were so focused on finding out if they could, that they never stopped to wonder if they should.
buckdharma 38
She was playing hard to get, and he is a problem solver.
vikky538 29
They say.... sex has no limits and can enter any room any time.
Droneman 17
I'd love to see an illustration made for this