Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
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Comments (129)
xxlittlemsanime 24
To the window, to the wall! Okay, but for real OP that must be mental scarring.
cheesyfeet2001 31
I hope you were in their room at the time, not yours.
Mitchellbassists 29
This requires a follow-up!
Myo_fml 20
At least you stopped them before they reached your bed. try sleeping at night thinking about THAT.
kbecks87 16
It doesn't say that OP was in their own room
Gillett 23
Who said that was their first time in OPs room? Just a Lil something to haunt you at night OP.
Myo_fml 20
Well, even if that was OP's thing he'd still be up at night if you know what I mean.
RedPillSucks 33
who said they stopped?
Gillett 23
"Oh that's just sick Myo", he said while laughing his ass off and grossed out at the same time!
trucker21 5
oooooo.... that's awkward.
MrEatYourDog 14
One of your parents must have the upper body strength of a horse.
jat_fml 3
it was the mom
HiddenTigres 14
Confused! Did they forget you were home? Follow up is needed!
hoosiergirl94 31
I would have had to say something. Like "uhh hey guys...."
gavinpeare 5
HOW
igive 29
I'd run outta there faster than usain bolt.