Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
TheCookieComet 23
I think this gives you the right to watch **** openly
Mechazilla2 15
I think we're all hoping that they at least stopped once they noticed you..
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Comments (129)
imcheap21 5
You got the 3-D experience
shfs2010 4
You should have asked to join. That would have shown them.
JpTheGreat23 19
Please explain what exactly happened...
oldhomelessguy 3
You sick ****
zarrganaut 17
Oh dear god.
frenchie2000 10
Maybe later you can all watch **** together ! xDD
sprints54 19
It's their house right? Don't like it move iut
CosmicElk 26
knock knock motherfuckers!
skye147 20
Maybe from now on make them wear necklaces with bells so you can hear them coming.. GET IT?!? COMING?!? Ha. I'm sorry I know I'm not punny If you KNEED me I'll be over here DOUGH
False_Stupidity 42
This FML Illustrates perfectly how important commas are. Grammar/punctuation nazis everywhere can feel vindicated now.