Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)
24788 7
I would never go back to that place.
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Comments (117)
pancakelover 0
That's nasty!!
MissNae 0
Why didn't you stop her? Also, I hope you didn't pay her.
8dice 0
lol! i agree with #3
Horde 8
she probably just scartched her nose. YDI because you had the chance to make her stop
Mitz_fml 4
Just for the record, money can't buy class. Getting a license to do hair qualifies you to work at ANY salon. Just wanted to clear that up for all of you who are assuming that the OP was at a cheap salon.
philadelphianus 0
i worked at a hair salon for3 years and if anyone ever did that theyd be fired immediately
Kristoffer 35
I seriously hope you complained to her manager and refused to pay because of that.
sparda4355 0
Was she hot? She must have been oober hot to let her keep doing it! Most guys wouldn't say anything either if a super hot chick did something stupid like that!
guitardedman 0
ydi for using the word proceeded.
toolman 0
why havent u told her to take a different one if you have noticed!!! ydi