Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)
24788 7
I would never go back to that place.
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Comments (117)
LeftHanded_fml 0
That's disgusting. Why didn't you tell her to stop and actually let her do it?
LeftHanded_fml 0
That's disgusting. Why didn't you tell her to stop and actually let her do it?
Iloveblackmen 0
You should of been like "Hey! I know you usually do the reccomendation's but I would like to reccomend a hair product! *Pick booger and put it in her hair and run*
tWitt3rBuG 0
L0l, the latest craze, booger-gel... It's cheap, free with a wash & sets your style in seconds! Bwahahahaa
dearViena 0
no way :|
fatality2009 0
You deserved it for going to medicore places to cut your hair xD
drummerkyo 0
Well, it IS Hair Stylist Appreciation Week. You should have been thankful.
catatonicsleep 17
you sure her nose wasn't just itchy... it is hay fever season
csigabajnok 0
You have a mouth, right? Then why didn't you open it and say something like: "STOP!"
lostathome 0
Hey, look at it this way, could have been her ass instead of her nose.