Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)
24788 7
I would never go back to that place.
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Comments (117)
jSOPURE 3
Snot is good for your scalp. :)
littlemisslee 0
OMG please tell me you said something and made a big scene. I would have. FYL. Sorry.... that girl should have known that a woman's hair is her biggest possession.
ChaosZirconia 0
It's swine flu for you!
youaresofucked 0
yet another fml with the word "procceeded" in it. And this ISN'T an fml. this is just someone whining IMO
poolshark 0
@littlemisslee's remarkable "a woman's hair is her biggest possession" comment: 1) (the literal interpretation) I am picturing you as a little person with some GIANT teased 80's hair. 2) (the sad truth) Your self worth must be pretty low if you care more about your hair than any other aspect of your being. 3) (the future) Don't procreate; I wouldn't want children to grow up looking at themselves or the world the way you seem to. You sound like a potential beauty pageant mom.
yer_maw 1
Simple. Go somewhere less jakey to get your hair done
abr_fyl 0
congratualtions, you were the tester for her secret concoction to eliminate frizz. in all seriousness, i'm a hairdresser and i would never, ever be able to do that to someone. that's just raunchy!!!
Kickinchicken213 3
Ew.
Kryptorious 0
thats for going to a guetto barber shop
Cluztycutie0728 0
That same thing happened on an episode of Tabatha's Salon Takeover on Bravo. I guess she needs to go takeover your salon now, yuck!!! Sorry that happened :-(