Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)
24788 7
I would never go back to that place.
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Comments (117)
RawrrKai 0
I'm the type of person who would grab that woman's arm, twist it behind her back and shove the towel in her mouth while yelling "You don't want this in your mouth so why would you put it in my hair!?". Yeah...I'm hardcore like that.
miguelzxz 1
Did you still pay her?!?!?! I would have complained to her manager or the owner
mattmag 0
lol #21
alex_vik 1
Wait, since when do you get your hair washed when getting it cut?
Jertastic 0
Why complain? Your hair now has that natural smell and look to it.
ammali 0
#46, you don't? Well, maybe they don't have to for guys' hair....
vampirate 0
PROCEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grimmmmmmett1 0
hahahaha fuckkkk that
suckerz 0
ewwww... YDI for not saying anything... I seriously hope you freaked out on her and got it washed all over again...
Demon_Squirtle 0
Well, don't you know that's what hair wax is made out of? You better have mentioned it to her in an angry rage.