Today, my sister and I drove 800 miles with her five-year-old, her two-year-old, and her two dogs. The two-year-old got carsick five times, adding an extra three hours to the trip. The kicker? My sister is sympathy spewer and neither of them chews food very well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I drove 15 hours to drop my son off at my parents' for their vacation, just for them to tell me that they changed their minds and they're taking my sister's kids instead. FML
Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML
Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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Pleasure_Pirate 0
Take a plane next time.
katTKD 0
17- "One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment" gotta love urban dictionary :)
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Comments (50)
loserboii 11
Did the dog throw up on you?
mageoreh 0
No, on the baby.
tweetbaby14 18
the dog didn't throw up at all it was the kid
Slappyzezima 0
what the hell is a sympathy spewer?
xaxtonx319 0
in mexico, food chews you!
XxXMetalChicXxX 0
should have thrown the baby out of the window
parii 0
ewwww
katplayer 4
Even if you aren't familiar with the term, is it that hard to figure it out? Or go to UrbanDictionary? Or maybe even Google? Really.
katTKD 0
17- "One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment" gotta love urban dictionary :)
greeneyedgoalie7 0
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kewlster1 0
u guys confuse me .. fyl I guess haha
KiddNYC1O 22
800 miles? that's a trip from new York to Chicago
SexiAmber1990 0
someone who pukes at the sight of seeing someone else puke
SeanFredrick 3
Go to dollar store pick up two trash cans and five air fresheners and some benodrl and tums
mfmylifesrsly 30
this reminds me of the time i threw up in that water fountain at Fiesta
smileanyway 0
I dont know what OP is complaining about, they were vomiting, which is a horrible gross feeling. But It all adds to the fun and games of family cartrips!
pajamurao 0
hahaha once I found out what a sympathy spewer was (thanks to urban dictionary) it all made sense.
meisje5775 0
Get over yourself.
IRock123456789 0
haha lol !!! this FML is soo stupid !!
Pleasure_Pirate 0
Take a plane next time.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
So the sister and baby can puke on the plane too?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
At least they have barf bags, and pay other people to clean up any misses.
Jhonny_C123 0
fyl complety
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Pshh, AC? It's all about Inter!
JBmm 0
yeah,fyl :( nothing u could do about it
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
Whats a "sympathy spewer"?
pohtaytoh 0
someone who pukes when someone else does so that person doesn't feel weird about being the only one puking. I don't think it's possible to control
muffman 0
haha tht sukz!!
JBmm 0
love ur pic #5
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
Thanks iicaptain! @Pendatik-Guess he beat ya too it :P
kocoman500 2
wait I don't get the last part... but fyl (from what I understand)
scroojilicious 1
lol @ people being confused over sympathy spewer. anyhoo, take vomit bags next time. at least u won't have to see chunks of food to deduce they don't chew well. eww.
justsayfuck 5
Why don't you have a longdrink with Mrs. Longday?