Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Well... at least you can say you have all natural products in your hair. ;-)
24788 7
I would never go back to that place.
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Comments (117)
Pitaace 0
and that ladies and gents is how swine flu spreads.
normandin131 0
#30 you're an idiot why would you want some girls booger in your hair even if she's hot? And besides if she was hot but picked her nose and rubbed it in your hair would you really want that?
Casezilla 0
I'd have told her to F*** off. YDI.
FreedomFirst 0
Gross! You should have gotten that haircut for free. I used to work as a shampoo girl, and never in a million years would I have done something like that. If I did, I have no doubt my boss would have fired me immediately.
ChristianLasha 0
Oh, gross! I just thought of Peter wiping a booger on Meg's hat on Family Guy. "Hey, Meg... proud o' ya!" So lol. Did you snap at her?! I'd have... bleh.
poobear 0
thats what happens when youre too cheap to go to a real salon... what do you expect?
Miss_Tyff 0
Ewwwww. Disgusting, why didn't you stop her?! I wouldn't go back to that place, and honestly, I would report her to the manager. I also would have demanded for someone else to redo my hair before I left, without charging extra.
998thehat432 0
Who even cares, Here's the end of the story. After getting some boogers in my hair, she cut it off. and then had to clean up boogery hair off the floor. you don't even have to deal with it... Here's the real FML Today, I was cutting someone's hair, and had a runny nose, and grabbed the closest thing impulsively, the hair drying towel. I then got boogers in their hair, and had to put my fingers through their hair while cutting it, styling it, etc. FML
jewnose 0
thats what u get when u go to a cheap salon
the_question_mar 0
yeaghh