Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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Top comments
OIFMedic 0
wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!
fml1026 4
umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P
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Comments (150)
mama2b3 20
haha i modded this one so gross!
KurouTenshi 0
is his favourite colour camoflauge?
CallMeHush 1
Hey, I resemble that remark!
CadillacFrank_fml 12
your taste in men is impressive
Fedor_is_KING 0
Your lucky you have hair to rub boogers in, if you didn't, he would've been rubbing it on your bald head for some direct skin contact.
Monikabug 9
Oh, good point! That would be way worse.. I can not even imagine.
Fedor_is_KING 0
Yes, plus maybe it had nutrients that is good for the hair :D
Jessicaiful 0
Well, it could always be worse... like it could've been his cum.. but who knows, maybe you would've actually liked that more?;)
perdix 31
You're female. You have an event coming up this month that will help you get more than enough revenge on his stupid ass.
anti_average 5
So it IS a defense mechanism! I always knew it...
Monikabug 9
@45 of course it is! Pretty much every woman's secret weapon. Unless she is packing a gun.
anti_average 5
I fear for a male even a gun would be ineffective against an angry female at that time of the month. *shivers* It was so angry...
carleeto810 0
Hahahaha, he totaly got that from Family Guy. XD He's definatly a keeper.
Erindub 0
Either way its sweet. He was getting rid of a booger for ya. Geez!
Monikabug 9
It was HIS booger.
mirkayscar 0
Oh he sounds *DREAMY*!!!!!! My boyfriend would have gotten a bloody nose!
getsthegirls 4
he could have left it in ur hair
silviam 7
nasty