Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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Top comments
OIFMedic 0
wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!
fml1026 4
umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P
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Comments (150)
squirrelboyzz 0
haha, did he say 'proud of you' while doing so?
sorcerersinger 0
YES! someone gets it!
BlaqMetal13 0
Well next time you cook him something, blow your nose in it, or wipe your butt with it. Cheers! :)
Monikabug 9
OP, you should have broken his nose and then spit in his face! Honestly, who picks their nose, pulls out a booger, and then disposes of it in their girlfriend's hair? FYL, Crystal. Please wash your hair.
Monikabug 9
Sorry, HaleyIsabelle, I don't know where I came up with Crystal.
bigboy_245 0
that's ******* disgusting
OIFMedic 0
hmmm.....should've asked for a golden shower to clean your hair out!! fyl
awkwardpalmtree 0
you have one classy boyfriend my dear..
perdix 31
Boogers: The Original Bump-It!
ScaryyMary 14
I feel so behind. I still stuff my 'do with tissue paper...
BlaqMetal13 0
Lmao I hated those damned commercials!
grahamcracker13 0
ewwww I would of kicked his ass!!!
YOULIVETODIE 0
How is this an FML? The OP wasn't clear in how the booger got in their hair, wake the F*ck Up!
Monikabug 9
Her boyfriend was putting his booger in her hair. How much clearer can I make this?
anti_average 5
Yes she was! There is a massive comprehension fail here. What we have here is a failure to communicate!
HaiToThePeoples 0
I would've headbutted him. >.> That's gross. xP