Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I accidentally stuck my thumb into my eye and scratched myself just under my eyebrow. I don't know why my hand was anywhere near my eye. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Gotta keep it even! One eye poked and one unpoked is just chaos!
Zekfen 17
No such thing as OCD. It is CDO with the letters in the correct order.
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Comments (14)
acmariner99 25
How thoughtful! An eye for an eye!
RichardPencil 32
Gotta keep it even! One eye poked and one unpoked is just chaos!
Zekfen 17
No such thing as OCD. It is CDO with the letters in the correct order.
tounces7 28
Too many are going to miss this joke.
julfunky 29
No, plenty of people get this joke, it’s just overused/old.
awildwhisper 30
Um there's an odd number of letters in that acronym, so that can't work either. Also, the number of consonants outweighs the vowels 0.0 oh the madness!!
MamaChey 24
I’ll bet you stopped fixating on how much the left eye hurt, didn’t you? You are welcome, Uncle (say thank you, lol).
Kruxon 11
Well that's odd for a kid to even up things.
real life problems 26
One pain lessens another
blue_ecureuil 20
pretty sure that OCD does not work like that
Zekfen 17
Depends on the severity but it really does for some people. Mine used to be so bad that if I brushed my right arm against a wall I’d have turn and brush my left arm also to feel comfort.
Nik 12
he most Likly have a mild version of asperger syndrome..
dwight7476 11
He said let me help you out
TheSminty1 17
An eye for an eye