Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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accioshannon 17
That sounds catastrophic.
buckdharma 38
i know...i know. im a copy cat.
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Comments (60)
Connect 10
One should never be around ones drunk parents. It's the worst.
joethebiden 8
Damn you bath salts for ruining so many lives.
Axipiter 24
Not so funny meow, is it?
bach2121 13
Thats annoying
angel55033 12
Not anymore yea cuz you didn't feed it
Likian5 26
Meh, I wouldn't worry about it at all. Personally, I'd enjoy every minute of one of my parent's drunken rants/lectures about things that don't exist. Just remember how much fun it'll be to rub it in her face once she sobers up.
photogodess 13
Not gonna lie, this is prolly the funniest post I've seen in a while... Sorry to laugh at your misfortune! Hahahahahhahahahahah .... Okay I'm done laughing now. Lol
mimi809o 21
alcohol...cause no great story starts with a salad
Therewhenneeded 16
Ouch. Been in your place before. If it's a one off thing I hope it doesn't happen again but if she does it a lot...well I hope she gets help.
patchyu 18
Record her the next time she's drunk and then show her. Maybe that can help her quit drinking