Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.
real life problems 26
Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.
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real life problems 26
Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.
LadyRen 20
Did you not tell them you were coming? Unless your parents are weird like that.
SneezyBear 27
Nobody told him they were coming, either.
Donut_Wizard 23
Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.
bluhbluhbluh 14
Bang your head onto a wall until the memory goes away.
sherri_baby88 36
That's when you offer to help get dinner ready, set the table, etc, and wipe that ************ down with disinfectant wipes.
RichardPencil 32
You should wipe the table down with disinfectant wipes and insist the ************ take a shower. Your mum should take one, too.
sherri_baby88 36
Lol! Beautiful response. Love it. Also fangirling since it came from the infamous RichardPencil. 😹
mekiswrite 21
I think burning the table would be more appropriate in this scenario.
RichardPencil 32
If you notice some mayo on the table, take your plate up to your room and eat there. (It’s not mayo!)
Davros 12
Your not alone, so did your father. P.S. don't use the olive oil!
Sarah Wickett 4
Sausage surprise 😂
Takegami 22
Time heals all wounds
rodfergie 18
So, you're saying, your dad ate twice in a row there?