Every day is Caturday

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

I like what I like

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

Fatal decision

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

Denial

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML