Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
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accioshannon 17
That sounds catastrophic.
buckdharma 38
i know...i know. im a copy cat.
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Comments (60)
jackal181 7
If you're female maybe she's telling you to get laid and feed the "pussy"-cat? That, or the reason you don't have a cat is because you didn't feed it...
newbiehere99 6
I tried to make a pussy comment, unfortunately it failed ... I don't suggest following my example ...
hannaaaahr 33
WELL GO ******* BUY A CAT THEN!
hannaaaahr 33
would be a nice story to tail your children!
spaboolly 26
"That reminds me of this one time Grandma came home stone cold drunk and started bitching and screaming at me because I hadn't fed our cat." "I thought you'd never had a cat, Mommy?" "Yeah... well Grandma's nuts. Doesn't alcohol sound fun, sweetie?" Yeah... great bedtime story there.
buckdharma 38
put open cans of cat food in her room then open her window and shut the door.
newbiehere99 6
Stop.
AnyaS 19
Stop while you're ahead.
Vimy 6
I'm sorry madam, it seems I only appear to your mother I'm afraid. Please accept my sincerest apologies.
dead247 13
I feel like I've read this before.
perdix 31
Of course, you don't have a cat anymore because you didn't feed it. Mollie/Bonnie dumped you for the neighbor who does feed her!
yeti37 16
Did she threaten you with a prosthetic leg?