Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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Antitrolldevice 0
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DiscountKing 0
Your nephew's a toolbox.
AlexZB 0
he's got a point
yamba_fml 0
wtf.. THIS IS NOT AN FML
HahaYDI 0
*Presses the "...ok then what" button*
veggiebre93 0
so right!. not an fml. if yuhr nephew calling yu an idiot hurt yuhr feelings, then, well, yu are an idiot. p.s. HOW THE HECK DOES STRAWS MAKE YU LOOK LIKE WOLVERINE!?.
justdancebbyx3 7
Six year old FTW!!!
Bansheethekilla 2
GOD i lol'ed hard at this
mzbabygurl97 0
I know right. I mean, shouldn't this be the other way around. Although, there is a bright side to this. When you act like a 6 year old "idiot", you inspire your nephew to act like an 18 year old smart ass. BRAVO! Lol. YDI for thinking you were funny. YDI for acting like a complete fool in public. YDI for being retarded. YDI for using straws instead of knives to stab yourself with. FYL
mzbabygurl97 0
Oh yeah, and you deserved it for putting "ask" instead of putting "and asked him" or "asked" Verb tense.
eshploded 0
DX grammar nazi fail.
frikkinhannah 0
She was just trying to make her son laugh and recognize Wolverine, and it failed in front of other people. FML is about life's little inconvinences. Therefore, FYL, OP.
frikkinhannah 0
*nephew
Legend_514 0
haha fyl
TheOptimist 0
of course he couldn't figure out who you actually were, Wolverines are the people with knives, the idiots are the ones who face them with straws and think they can compete.
micaelareppucci 6
68- Do you know how uneducated you sound when you purposely spell 'you' and 'your' wrong? It doesn't change the spelling of the word. And you sound like a dumb ass.
trynightday 0
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Antitrolldevice 0
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curryndricegirll 0
i agree. you got owned, OP
Incredibly_Dope 0
OP well he's correct either way.
maplebaby 0
i think i love your nephew.
mzbabygurl97 0
I agree ♥
nonotme 0
Your nephew is awesome!
onecrystal 0
That's not even funny!
van2121 0
it's hilarious
fakkumairaifu 14
Sorry your nephew is already a dick at 6 years old. But I LOLed.
kayleighcontrol 7
You're 18, and you got called an idiot by a 6-year-old. **** your life.
otakumegan 0
Your nephew is ******* smart. Maybe you should start taking lessons.
untoldfame 3
the kids a champ. your an idiot.
Bladian 5
Oh irony.
peoplearestupido 0
and "you're" an idiot as well.
wazdog 4
ydi for not having real claws.