Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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Comments (221)
gee41896 10
Why would you sleep with your soon to be step-brother in the first place!?
Dcm210 19
keeping it in the family.
crchara 3
soon to be, so he's not really in the family yet therefore not so bad. Still pretty awkward though
VixSparda 5
spoken like a true ***** XD
Calyx_fml 22
The family that lays together stays together.
Brainspoil 2
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! I love people like this. makes me feel better about myself.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao! Low stardard to surpass though, don't you think? Still true though. :)
asherm 15
Paddle faster, I hear banjo music
perdix 31
Better than at your wedding.
RedPillSucks 33
Better than with your soon to be step-parent
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Only in the south..
RedPillSucks 33
Right. Nothing like that ever happens north of the Mason-Dixon line. SMH....
_streets_ 19
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